The local mayor, known as the Goldfasan, approached with a stack of neatly stapled documents under his arm. August remained still, keeping his eyes on Bohrmann as he confidently strode towards him. It was too late to step out of the way. How unimpressive he looked: neat from head to toe, with his thin brown hair slicked back with pomade, beardless and wearing nickel-rimmed glasses, emitting the scent of cheap men’s cologne. Disappearing into the shop at that moment would have looked like an act of flight.
Promptly, Bohrmann began interrogating August. What frustrated him most was his inability to gauge Bohrmann’s attitudes. At any time, August had to be absolutely careful. The insults came without delay. Bohrmann seemed to question his Christian values and asked whether August planned to continue attending Sunday services, to listen to what he called “fairy tales”. August was particularly annoyed that he had to choose his words carefully. and always argue strategically. He maintained a calm expression as he explained that, as a popular grocer with a wide clientele, he could not afford to miss Holy Mass; after all, it was a tradition. Was he being spied on? What else could this creep mean with such a pointless comment? When Bohrmann was in a foul mood, as was often the case, he would subject August to monotonous lectures filled with clichés, insisting that he must always behave in an exemplary manner, for the sake of the fatherland. Whenever he uttered such slogans, he would click his tongue unpleasantly, straighten his stocky body and place his elbows on his hips. He incessantly repeated the party’s effective battle cry, “Food is not a private matter”, until August could no longer bear to hear it.
Naturally, Bohrmann had ensured that he and his family had been tested to prove their purebred status, using a know-it-all tone to explain that it was one of his most important tasks. However, he knew that any clarification regarding proof of blood purity was completely unnecessary. Everyone knew very well that the Blood Protection Act had been passed many years ago. August had long since provided proof of his Aryan descent, backdated to 1800.
The Goldfasan constantly succumbed to his urge to show off. Every time August thought about the numerous conversations with him, he felt an intense annoyance at his submissive behaviour towards this cold-hearted Nazi. As usual, Bohrmann would clear his throat loudly after his remarks, cough and then stare piercingly at August, as he did after each of his lengthy reprimands. The bigwig clearly took pleasure in making August squirm whenever he felt like it. Unfortunately, he had seen through August from the very first moment and treated him with unbearable condescension ever since.
Even now, Bohrmann remained unmoved until he gestured with a slight wave for August to enter his office. August did so reluctantly; stepping inside brought back memories of his earlier visit, which, despite its challenges, had ultimately turned in his favour. Bohrmann had inspected one room after another, casually engaging him in a deep personal conversation and noting a few things they had in common. This rapport had been successful thanks to August’s meticulous preparation for their discussion. They had reminisced about their experiences during the Great War, and August easily detected Bohrmann’s enthusiasm for war beneath the surface. Just thinking about it still made August break out in a cold sweat. He carefully chose his words, ensuring that no one, least of all the Goldfasan, should suspect his love of peace.
Since his return from the Great War, August had been trying hard to forget the nightmares that haunted him from the muddy trenches. To avoid raising Bohrmann’s suspicions, he had feverishly searched his mind for anecdotes that he could use to his advantage. He had told Bohrmann the tale of his war injury and had also recounted it many times to his customers. They often asked him how he had gained the nasty scar on his forehead, and he was always happy to explain: a comrade had taught him how to dig a foxhole under enemy fire. Once, he had raised his upper body too quickly, allowing a French soldier to graze his forehead with a bullet. Although the injury did not qualify him for the Wound Badge – August constantly stroked his temple as he told this story – he was nevertheless proud of the scar. His younger brother, Leonhard, had suffered a similar fate, as a British soldier had shot him in the right elbow, leaving him with severe limitations, which he managed to overcome with remarkable resilience.
Without Bohrmann, life would not have been bad, but this man got on his last nerve.
’You’ve surely been following the victory announcements’, Bohrmann interrupted August’s train of thought. ‘There’s something to celebrate’. His mood seemed to have changed; he had already vented enough frustration to comrade Radke. August let out a barely perceptible sigh. The corners of Bohrmann’s mouth curled into a gleeful smile as he savoured every word. ‘After four weeks of fighting, the incredibly brave Wehrmacht has captured Sevastopol. The victory in Crimea is assured’, he concluded boastfully, as if it were his personal achievement. The Goldfasan flaunted his pride. ‘Crimea was already in our hands during the Great War. It’s outrageous to blame the Germans for starting it’.
‘And the burden of reparations was unfair in every respect’, August ventured. Bohrmann nodded in approval. August sensed that this was one of the few moments when he and Bohrmann were on equal terms.
‘We’ll teach the Poles a lesson! We won’t let them cut off our territories. Our Pomeranian province will shine in its former glory’. So that’s what Bohrmann called a celebration. He was as slippery as an eel. The war was far from over.